A chopped unc is walking towards me. His age is unquantifiable. <faceprint>. His facial symmetry scores show he is 1st percentile. <search> No record of modeling or acting experience <laugh>.
I will tell Megan to deliver a drink to the customer at the far window as chopped unc is getting up to go to the bathroom. and then tell her I actually meant the other window, causing her to turn and spill the drink on him. <send_message> okay, here we go <send_message> … <LMAO> <delete_profile> <reset>
A chopped unc is walking towards me. His age is unquantifiable. <faceprint>. His facial symmetry scores show he is 1st percentile. <search> No record of modeling or acting experience <laugh>.
I will tell Megan to deliver a drink to the customer at the far window as chopped unc is getting up to go to the bathroom. and then tell her I actually meant the other window, causing her to turn and spill the drink on him. <send_message> okay, here we go <send_message> … <LMAO> <delete_profile> <reset>
You killed Sarah Constantine bro.
Oh damn. Not intended. I often use the name Sarah and am a big fan of Sandman, and just used John Constantine’s last name.
Sure, buddy. That’s totally believable.
My Hellblazer fanfic would exonerate me. But I will never link to it.
That’s OK, I can wait a few years for GPT-7 to simulate you writing it.
It must feel incredible to be a perfect dead wife memory while still alive
I'm getting murderbot vibes.
There are two very different things you could mean here, and I’m not sure which one it is!
Here’s a nice comment for positive reinforcement.
thank you funny dog pfp man