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Vishal Prasad's avatar

A chopped unc is walking towards me. His age is unquantifiable. <faceprint>. His facial symmetry scores show he is 1st percentile. <search> No record of modeling or acting experience <laugh>.

hazard's avatar

I will tell Megan to deliver a drink to the customer at the far window as chopped unc is getting up to go to the bathroom. and then tell her I actually meant the other window, causing her to turn and spill the drink on him. <send_message> okay, here we go <send_message> … <LMAO> <delete_profile> <reset>

Algon33's avatar

You killed Sarah Constantine bro.

Tomás Bjartur's avatar

Oh damn. Not intended. I often use the name Sarah and am a big fan of Sandman, and just used John Constantine’s last name.

Algon33's avatar

Sure, buddy. That’s totally believable.

Tomás Bjartur's avatar

My Hellblazer fanfic would exonerate me. But I will never link to it.

Algon33's avatar

That’s OK, I can wait a few years for GPT-7 to simulate you writing it.

mako's avatar

It must feel incredible to be a perfect dead wife memory while still alive

Jason's avatar

I'm getting murderbot vibes.

Linch's avatar

There are two very different things you could mean here, and I’m not sure which one it is!

hazard's avatar

Here’s a nice comment for positive reinforcement.

Capsule Time's avatar

thank you funny dog pfp man